flip through her pics, enjoy.
maybe this bitch is famous or something?
not famous enough.
CAGs always seem to have public facebook accounts
put this down as reason #27 for why terrorist want to kill us.
notables:
- what the shit could have happened during ‘06-‘07?
- why does bitch still have same dumb poster for 2 years?
- i’m guessing she hit her peak at around 14 years old. please someone find me a pic of her when she hits mid twenties. i need it for the lulz.
The dilemma of corny girls. (CWGs, KAGs, etc)
We’ve all seen them. We all know them. They can even be our friends sometimes! They like to party, and can be really fun (in moderation). It is no question that they are also fun to look at and observe (mostly from a distance or in bed). I am talking about the ever-growing presence of Corny White Girls (CWGs) and her not so distant soul sister the Korny AzN Gurl (KAGs). While CWGs and KAGs are ubiquitous in the United States, I feel any brethren of good tastes like myself, regardless of local, will appreciate a look into a subject, which I feel to be a worthy dilemma to discuss.
The dilemma I am talking about is between that of a single man, like myself, who has taken the time to develop a bit of taste and a sense sophistication verses the general populous of available women for pair bonding. The key words here are taste and sophistication. The bottom line is that I feel there are not enough sophisticated and tasteful (and attractive) women available for partners. Because of what seems to be a few amount of sexy sophisticates, we have to wade around the muck of skeezing floosies known as the dating pool. Herein lies the problem. While sifting the populous, we are constantly bombarded and clogged with what I like to call “corniness.” No, I don’t mean corny in the sense of bad jokes or christians.
Any man that owns a pair cannot deny his carnal, biological, and physiological needs. As distasteful, mindless, pompous, brash, obnoxious, exaggerated, stuck up, dumb, and easy CWGs and KAGs are, the dilemma is that they still can be fucking hot and we want to hump them despite our best sensibilities. Yes I really did bold and italicized that.
Keep in mind that corniness is not a trait only held by women. It is entirely easy to see that there are also Corny White Guys, and Korny AzN Dudes. Not to mention Jocks, Guidos, Frat Guys, and Bros. BTW all said groups belong in subcategorizes under the umbrella term “CORNY.” It actually makes me feel better that guidos, frat guys, and bros are now all easily recognizable in the mainstream of life. Thank you Mtv? But for the sake of ease and personal experiences, I will continue to refer to corniness of the CWG and KAG variety (I also focus on whites and Asians as they seem to be most common to present said attributes of corniness).
I feel that I have devoted a considerable amount of time in my life to really get to know what I truly like and dislike. With an open mind, I’m critical to filter what I let in and stay. I try not to follow hype, and am always on the search of novel, new and unique things. This extends to the books I read, the movies I watch, the music I listen to, the clothes I wear and what I do on a Friday night. I just want the girls I date to fit in with everything else. Elitist? Maybe. (did you notice I wrote this in Helvetica?) I just am selective of the things I spend my time with as well as the people involved. The “us” vs “them” thing maybe unavoidable unfortunately.
So even though I still am searching for that soul mate out there, I still have urges to get my dick wetted. As a very wise friend once told me: “you can’t eat steak every night.” So while I float across the universe as insignificant specs of molecules trying to find another who will combine with me in favorable outcomes, I will bounce around and combust as much as I can. Skeet, skeet, skeet.
So what is the point of this discussion? Do I want bitches to stop reading twilight and throw away their ugg boots? Sure! But the main goal of this discussion is to bring about awareness to the general public about the plague of corniness affecting fuckable girls.
Do I sound bitter? Probably! I’m from Seattle. A city infected with the cold shoulder. The city constantly in the shadow of San Fran and Vancouver (btw fuck LA, that place is CORN central!). We are on the brink of becoming a real deal city if we could just get some real fucking culture. And on top of this, the women here suffer from the worst case of “hot bitch” attitude, EVAR!!! (avoid the east side) You can act like a bitch if you want to, but you’re fucking ugly!! What gives? This place has got to be the worst place for a clear cut cool dude who isn’t a b-line hipster or Microsoft nerd ballar / corporate porche driver dork.
SO, what do you think? Give me your thoughts and opinions. Strategies to bag a KAG? Getting friend zoned? Let it all out.
And without further adieu, here are some pictures that will speak a thousands words. Keep in mind all pictures are assumed to be public domain as they where found on the interwebz. In fact, email me more at: cornygirldilemma@gmail.com
imagine this picture with a bunch of guys and it becomes much funnier yet still makes no sense.
one time i was at the grocery store and saw a six pack of coronas on sale for like 5 bucks. i was all FUCK YEAH BRO and bought two 6 packs. when i got home and grabbed a longneck, for some reason my hands looked like bear paws. to my disappointment i found out not only did i forget the lime but i bought two 6 packs of coronitas. thats what i found out coronitas are like normal coronas except for being 7oz bottles and tiny. i think they are made for girls cause they are “cuter.” FUCK THAT. i’m a grown ass man. yes i drank them.
one time at a rave i was rubbing lotions with this one hot chick. it was good and it made my pee pee tingle, than her bf came, looked at me, than looked at her, then ripped her away from me. so i just sat there and continued to rub lotion on myself.
